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You Big Knob Jockey Funny Mug
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You Big Knob Jockey Funny Mug

Everybody knows someone who needs this mug, whether it is in the workplace or down the local. Let yo...

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Raise Your Hand if it's Your Birthday Funny Christmas Card
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Raise Your Hand if it's Your Birthday Funny Christmas Card

Well, he looks as fed up as most do when they have the two special days so close together. The perfe...

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Merry Fucking Brexit Rude Christmas Card
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Merry Fucking Brexit Rude Christmas Card

Want to wish Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage or Michael Gove a very personal Christmas. Well regardless...

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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Rude Christmas Card
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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Rude Christmas Card

We all have that one friend who ends Christmas thinking that their face will make a great sleigh as...

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Festive AF Funny Christmas Card
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Festive AF Funny Christmas Card

Not everyone loves Christmas so if you or your friends and family are in this tinsel free camp maybe...

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Fuck Off Santa Rude Christmas Card
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Fuck Off Santa Rude Christmas Card

Yes, this is a little bit rude but if I was Father Christmas and I've had to put up with all those p...

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See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck about Your Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets Rude
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See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck about Your Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets Rude

Well, dress them up and treat them to a Christmas makeover and still your cats feign indifference. O...

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I Need A Poo! Funny Pen
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I Need A Poo! Funny Pen

The perfect pen when someone won't take the hint and let you leave.

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Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Funny Pen
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Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Funny Pen

If the message doesn't stop people borrowing this pen, then consider changing jobs.

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Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Mug
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Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Mug

You better be nice to your air hostess or she may take back your complimentary glass of champagne an...

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Fuck Bollocks Wank Rude Mug
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Fuck Bollocks Wank Rude Mug

The mug for those who don't want to waste time with unnecessary talking and like to get straight to...

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Fake Smiles Everyone, It's Christmas Funny Christmas Card
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Fake Smiles Everyone, It's Christmas Funny Christmas Card

Fake Smiles everyone, it's Christmas

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It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Funny Christmas Card
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It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Funny Christmas Card

It may seem a little petulant to demand a present at Christmas like this, but when you're celebratin...

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Cheeky Christmas Funny Multipack
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Cheeky Christmas Funny Multipack

Rude Christmas Multipack 10 x Assorted Christmas Cards. A great saving at only 'pound;12.50, that...

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Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack
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Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Random Multipack Caution - Multipacks may contain cards with rude words on 10 x Random Christmas C...

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Ho Fucking Ho Giftwrap X 3 Sheets Rude
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Ho Fucking Ho Giftwrap X 3 Sheets Rude

Now at first glance, you might get away with this, but for the sharper eyed, maybe you won't. Had en...

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Funny Pen
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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Funny Pen

The perfect pen for all those who are helpless with technology.

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I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Rude Pen
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I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Rude Pen

Come on, you know who's a perfect fit for this pen.

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Crazy Cat Lady Funny Pen
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Crazy Cat Lady Funny Pen

We all know one or maybe this is you - now there's a pen to go with your feline obsession!

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Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Rude Pen
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Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Rude Pen

Nonchalantly wave this pen about when speaking to the person in question? Maybe it's a perfect gift?...

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