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Shiny Balls Funny Christmas Cards
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Shiny Balls Funny Christmas Cards

Christmas is a special time of year, so special in fact that it's a great time to get our shiny ball...

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Rude Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack
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Rude Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack

Rude Santa Christmas Multipack 10 x Assorted Santa themed Christmas Cards. A great saving at only...

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Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Rude Pen
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Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Rude Pen

Feeling a little edgy? Here's the pen for you - you did warn them.

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You're Fucking Awesome - Keep It Up! Rude Mug
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You're Fucking Awesome - Keep It Up! Rude Mug

It's important to tell your loved ones how awesome they are. If you really want them to get the mess...

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I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Mug
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I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Mug

Do not approach before caffeine has entered the bloodstream, it is neither wise nor safe. I always m...

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Totally Rock The Beard Funny Christmas Card
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Totally Rock The Beard Funny Christmas Card

Are hipster beards still a thing ? Well Jesus is definitely rocking a cool one and it's just a litt...

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Merry Christmas Festive Fuckwit Rude Christmas Card
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Merry Christmas Festive Fuckwit Rude Christmas Card

Had a nice ring to it doesn't it... Festive Fuckwit. So nice that I made a card for such a person....

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Christmas Can Fuck Right Off Rude Christmas Card
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Christmas Can Fuck Right Off Rude Christmas Card

Tired of too much tinsel, decorations, everything being a must buy, people being err 'nice' and abov...

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Lovely On Ebay Funny Christmas Cards
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Lovely On Ebay Funny Christmas Cards

Who needs all these random presents when you can just spend the money on yourself and something you...

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Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Funny Christmas Card
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Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Funny Christmas Card

He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. And also who'...

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I'm So Excited it's Christmas a Bit of Wee Came Out Card
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I'm So Excited it's Christmas a Bit of Wee Came Out Card

All you want for Christmas sometimes is for granny to have a catheter inserted just so we don't have...

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Christmas Cat Says Rude Christmas Card
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Christmas Cat Says Rude Christmas Card

Christmas cat seems to sum up a lot of people's attitude to to the festive period, you grumpy lot of...

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Mini Keep Calm Christmas Pack of 6 Multipack
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Mini Keep Calm Christmas Pack of 6 Multipack

Mini Keep Calm Christmas Multipack 6 x Keep Calm Christmas Cards. A great sale price of £2.99 whic...

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Have A Totes Amazeballs Christmas Giftwrap X 3 Sheets Funny
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Christmas Giftwrap X 3 Sheets Funny

We all know the TOWIE fans in our lives. And for those fans amongst us, we now have the means to cel...

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Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets Funny
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Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets Funny

Some people might find this a little offensive, but then Christmas is not Christmas without causing...

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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets Wrapping Paper
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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets Wrapping Paper

Had enough of all the overly jolly behaviour at this time of year? Well, now you can let rip and wis...

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Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Rude Pen
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Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Rude Pen

The perfect pen for just those moments.

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Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Rude Pen
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Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Rude Pen

A pen for those days when you've just had enough of everyone. We feel your pain.

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Zero Fucks Given Rude Pen
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Zero Fucks Given Rude Pen

Tired of office life? Here's the pen for you.

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I Need A Poo Funny Mug
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I Need A Poo Funny Mug

Hey, it's a natural bodily function, everyone needs to go for a poo, even the Mona Lisa...no wonder...

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